THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN YOU IS RANCH DRESSING
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ranch. dipped. chicken. fingers.
“It’s an INCREDIBLE movie! Sydney makes incredible, hilarious, and fucked up shorts."
- Alter
“A MINUTE LONG, THRASH METAL GUITAR SOLO OF A MOVIE. IT’S AN ASSAULT ON THE SENSES WITH GREASY WINGS, WET, SQUELCHING SOUND DESIGN, AND A SCRIPT THAT TAKES NO PRISONERS.
…THERE’S ANOTHER LAYER OF FLAVOR WITH NOTES OF MISCHIEF AND A PROUDLY FEMINISTIC MIDDLE FINGER TO WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS OF WOMEN. …THERE’S ALWAYS AN INHERENT DANGER WHEN A WOMAN GOES ON A DATE WITH A MAN. HORROR FANS SEE A GUY AND A GIRL GETTING ALONG AND IMMEDIATELY START WRITING THE WOMAN’S OBITUARY. BRAFMAN SEEMS TO TAKE THAT EXPECTATION AND BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH A FILM CAMERA, REVERSING THE AUDIENCE’S PERCEPTION OF WHO’S TRULY IN DANGER, RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.
THERE’S ALSO A PERPETUALLY WAGGING FINGER WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN AND FOOD. WOMEN, SOCIETY TELLS US, ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT LIKE BIRDS, IF THEY EAT AT ALL. BRAFMAN CENTERS HER SHORT AROUND A WOMAN’S HUNGER AND REFUSAL TO STOP, MAKING FOR A BADASS, HILARIOUS, AND VINDICATING RIDE. EVEN THE TITLE SLAPS THE PATRIARCHY’S EXPECTATIONS FOR WOMEN IN THE FACE.
WHEN A SEXIST ASSHOLE TELLS YOU TO PUT HIM ABOVE ALL ELSE, YOU CAN RESPOND WITH BRAFMAN’S BATTLE CRY: “THE ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN YOU IS RANCH DRESSING!."
“puts a new twist on the term “maneater”…it’s a sexy, metal-fueled, darkly comedic bit of bite-sized horror.
- Morbidly Beautiful - Final Girls Berlin Coverage: A Real Scream Horror Shorts- 2019
“SOMETIMES IT’S ENOUGH JUST TO PROVIDE A FUN BIT OF HORROR THAT PACKS A BITE, AND IN THAT THIS SHORT VERY MUCH DELIVERS.”
“This 60-second horror short cannibalized the festival circuit, screening at over 30 film festivals across 7 countries, including Fantasia Film Festival, and even winning the award for best editing at Cinepocalypse. Behind the dried stage blood and bodega cats, Sydney is truly a force to be reckoned with… Sydney and her rowdy bunch of collaborators created a horror film that lasts the blink of an eye yet resonates with our undeniable love for ranch dressing, blood, and gore.”
“I’ve seen sketches about ranch dressing. And I’ve seen sketches about cannibalism. But I’ve never seen those two ideas combined in quite such a way. ”
- Nightmareish Conjurings - Final Girls Berlin Film Festival Review COMEDY HORROR Block 2019
“Another short and sweet horror film that leaves you kind of hungry. I’m not even saying this as a pun. I was really hungry after watching this. ”
- Dis/member - A Real Scream: Short Film Programs from Final Girls Berlin 2019
“This is one of those hidden gems you find and as soon as you have watched it, you have to share it to all your friends so they can watch it, then spend the rest of the day going “Mate, WTF did i just watch”!”
- Lestat Horror - Short Film Review 2018
“The Only Thing I Love More Than You is the Kino The Only Thing I Love More Than You Is Ranch Dressing (2018). As both a French New Wave and Ranch Dressing Motion Picture this is the first Franch New Wave Dressing Motion Picture, and it shows.”
-Colinkline, Letterboxd Review
“The short is a tossed salad of Grindhouse style filming as it feels like it was made in the early 1980's, but has insane scream metal which brings it to the modern age… this was such a nice short that I double dipped by watching a second time. The makeup effects were even better on the second watch. I would love to see what Sydney Clara Brafman could do with a feature film as she seems to have an eye for directing.”
“KELLY SAT DOWN WITH 3/5 DIRECTORS TO DISCUSS THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS ONE OF A KIND PROJECT, AS WELL AS THE GENRE OF EXTREME CINEMA. THESE WOMEN WERE AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO TALK TO AND THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE ONE HELL OF A FILM.”
- INTERVIEW WITH SPINSTERS OF HORROR PODCAST
CREW
WRITER - SYDNEY CLARA BRAFMAN
DIRECTOR - SYDNEY CLARA BRAFMAN
PRODUCER - NIKKI NEENAN
CAMERA - NICK SHULTZ
STARRING - MADISON MCGHEE, JAMES SOLLER
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS - MATT KLEINE, MONTANA MASBACK, BILL MCGOVERN
SOUND RECORDIST - KRISTI GATTO
PAS - EMILEE BAE, AMY CONNERLEY
BG - GABRIELLA VOLL, EMILEE BAE, AMY CONNERLEY
HMU/SFX - NIKKI NEENAN
EDITOR - SYDNEY CLARA BRAFMAN
COLORIST - JUAN SALVO
MUSIC - NEAL KELLY
VOCALS - SCOTT WOLFE
SPECIAL THANKS - DARYL ORELLANA
FILMED ON LOCATION AT HARD TIMES CHRISTMAS LIQUORS AT THE SUNSET BAR
SCREENINGS
Mile High Horror Film Fest OFFICIAL SELECTION CO 2020
ALTER’s Roses Are Dead OFFICIAL SELECTION CA 2020
Women In Horror Film Fest OFFICIAL SELECTION GA 2020
Best Renegade Short Film NOMINATED 2020
Slay Bells OFFICIAL SELECTION NY 2019
FearNYC OFFICIAL SELECTION NY 2019
Celluloid Screams Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION UK 2019
Nitehawk Shorts Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION NY 2019
Idaho Horror Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION ID 2019
Ravenheart International Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Oslo, Norway 2019
Syndicated Shorts Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION NY 2019
Picture Farm Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION NY 2019
60 Second Horror Film Challenge OFFICIAL SELECTION NC 2019
Best Gore WINNER 2019
Fantasia Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Montreal CANADA 2019
Cinepocalypse OFFICIAL SELECTION Chicago 2019
Best Editing WINNER 2019
Glasgow Horror Fest: Bite Size OFFICIAL SELECTION UK 2019
IndieWorks OFFICIAL SELECTION NYC 2019
NYC Indie Film Fest OFFICIAL SELECTION NYC 2019
What the Fest ?! OFFICIAL SELECTION IFC Center NYC 2019
Iron Mule Comedy Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Alamo Drafthouse BK 2019
Wizard World Comic-Con OFFICIAL SELECTION Portland 2019
Portland Horror Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Portland 2019
Russian International Horror Film Festival SEMI FINALIST Russia 2019
Chattanooga Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Chattanooga, TN 2019
Martini Shot Salon Screening Brooklyn, NY 2019
Hard Times Christmas Liquors at the Sunset Bar Wing Nite Screening Brooklyn 2019
Short. Sweet. Film Fest OFFICIAL SELECTION Cleveland, OH 2019
Final Girls Berlin Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Berlin 2019
Short to the Point International Film Festival OFFICIAL SELECTION Bucharest, ROMANIA 2018
Southern States Indie Fan Film Festival FINALIST Bilxoi, MI 2019
15 Second Horror Film Challenge WINNER 27th Place Online 2018
BEST FEMALE DIRECTOR Top 5 WINNER 4th Place
BEST BODY HORROR Top 10 WINNER 6th Place
BEST TWIST ENDINGS Top 10 WINNER 8th Place
TROMA TROMATIC PICKS Top 5 WINNER 4th Place
JUDGE PICKS NAJARRA TOWNSEND Top 5 WINNER 2nd Place
JUDGE PICKS JENNILEE MURRAY Top 5 WINNER 4th Place
JUDGE PICKS MARK TORGL Top 5 WINNER 4th Place
JUDGE PICKS SPOOKY ASTRONAUTS Top 10 WINNER 8th Place
